Papa bought himself a brand new hat

To show it off to other people with his Khaki Utility Travel Vest
It’s a Brown Noxon Cotton and he’s a regular real Jungle Cat
Proudly walking at the sunny promenade wearing Meindl Boots
The scene of the Friday night clubs, this is his natural Habitat
Zip-off Trousers, no he doesn’t leave anything to coincidence
Immaculately dressed he walks the street, there’s not a spat
Occasionally stopping for a window making sure that he is seen
He will attract attention, papa bought himself a brand new hat

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The art of Slow Motion Breast Crawling

Expert Slow Motion Breast CrawlerI am a very keen Slow Motion Breast Crawler in Holiday Season times. People have been asking me on several occasions in the recent past, “How do you do it Leendert, just how do you master the art of Slow Motion Breast Crawling?”

And I will then have to say, “I don’t know really, it is a gift. Something that comes naturally.” But then I would be lying of course, the art of Slow Motion Breast Crawling is a matter of practice and you can do it too if you like and make the effort.

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