I am a tyre kicker
Manic car key clicker
Just a sinner
Not a vicar
But when it starts
It goes quicker
Praise The Lord
Breakfast in Meijepolder Castle is always fun. Cheerful and happy children making their lunch singing getting ready for school. They always close doors real quietly and I get hugs and kisses when they leave for school. Never ever do I have to tell them to hurry up and they never forget to clean the crumbs from the table or bring their plate and knifes and cups back to the kitchen. Everyone should wish they have such examples of fine children in their house that’s how well behaved they are. It was a pleasure again this morning I am telling you. It has made my day already.
I never recovered from that fire alarm that went off early this morning, I just can’t stop yawning all day long.
This morning we were all ‘alarmed’ so to speak when my beloved woman decided to use deodorant spray right underneath the fire and smoke detector. Not a wise idea as it appeared.
I tried to go to sleep again after that but when I lay in bed after I switched it off I just had to laugh. I mean, how many times in your life will it happen that you stand on a chair at 6 in the morning in front of the love of your life shouting, “it’s ok love don’t panic, I love you dear!”? Butt naked?
When the Court Jester
Told them a hilarious joke at the expense of the King
He shouted out in rage
Behead the little fester
But the poor man cried
Please no your Majesty
Jokes about a rolling head are really not my thing
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I showed him the picture and asked him for a 3XL and he just laughed and said there weren’t enough Christmas lights in the world to go with that. Cheeky! “Sir if that is on top of your Christmas List as you say, what is second?” he asked. I told him with overt sarcasm that would be Dungarees and he laughed even more.
In Holland, when you go to the Market place you have to buy this: Cookie Crumbs. It’s the left over from making Stroopwafels (Syrup Waffles). But in my case, that is not enough.
I also got myself a large Smoked Eel, a huge Cheese and those lovely Syrup Waffles they make for you while you watch.
Being an eccentric writer in The Netherlands I am entitled to using unusual means of transport I think so I have acquired a limited speed vehicle, a Microcar MC Campus SXI model 2008 to be precise.
I am a very keen Slow Motion Breast Crawler in Holiday Season times. People have been asking me on several occasions in the recent past, “How do you do it Leendert, just how do you master the art of Slow Motion Breast Crawling?”
And I will then have to say, “I don’t know really, it is a gift. Something that comes naturally.” But then I would be lying of course, the art of Slow Motion Breast Crawling is a matter of practice and you can do it too if you like and make the effort.
Brexit. That is what we call it, Great Britain leaving the EU. And soon there will be a Referendum about it so the British people can have their say in the matter.
One of my friends said she likes to make an informed choice and she hasn’t been very well informed so she doesn’t know what to vote now.