I don’t need this aggravation
Bugger off or I will blow my top
And if you start to piss me off
You will see where my foot goes
It will be the other end on the side
That’s where your mouth isn’t
About the Author
This is me, Leendert. I am a little bit old-fashioned and I love things from the past, old series like All Creatures Great And Small and On The Buses, mechanical wristwatches, bi-focal glasses, the old Pub Clock in the living room and vinyl records on my Garrard record player for example. I like shiny rings, bracelets and necklaces. Eccentric. You can often find me in the kitchen at parties.