In a Zoo far from here there was this sad and lonely fat White Rhino
Who was ever so desperate for a chat with a voluptuous male friend
But hearing that the last man passed away she then thought, I know
Without another humongously big soulmate this will be the very end
I might as well turn now into an enormous and very grumpy Whino
About the Author
This is me, Leendert. I am a little bit old-fashioned and I love things from the past, old series like All Creatures Great And Small and On The Buses, mechanical wristwatches, bi-focal glasses, the old Pub Clock in the living room and vinyl records on my Garrard record player for example. I like shiny rings, bracelets and necklaces. Eccentric. You can often find me in the kitchen at parties.