Paradise Island

Give me your food
Coz’ I already got your last money left
And I will hide it
Where you can’t find it on my Paradise Island

I am your Queen

Give me your money
After I already ate your last bit of food
Yes you’ll be hungry
And I will hide it somewhere on Paradise Island

I am Bono

Give me all you got
No I don’t care if you die from starvation
As long as I can eat
All the food I can eat there on Paradise Island

I am Apple

You can sod off now
I already ate your last sandwich today
Go live in poverty
And your money is safe on this Paradise Island

I am your President, I am Trudeau, I am Lord Ashcroft, I am the Oligarch, I am Lewis Hamilton, I am rich, I am in the Paradise Papers