Poetry & Prose

I don’t need this aggravation
Bugger off or I will blow my top
And if you start to piss me off
You will see where my foot goes
It will be the other end on the side
That’s where your mouth isn’t

O Anchovies, o Anchovies
I cannot see you because of all that cheese
But when I take a bite of that delicious Pizz …
Aaah, I just want to drink a barrel of Lager

We are on Facebook just like you!
We are on Facebook just like you!
And we’re greedy, yes we’re greedy
Want to win it cos’ we’re needy
Yes we are in it, like to win shit
So we always Like & Share & Win it too!

It’s so nice here on this campsite
Friendly people all around
Birds are chirping in the trees
Hear them singing, love that sound

Listen to that water streaming
In that river next to me
Smell of nature overwhelming
There is nothing I want more

O this camping is so joyful
Peace and quiet given me
Children playing on the square
All those wonderful things to see

So grill that Chicken, pluck your Banjo
Nothing else will please me more
Than the smell of your great cooking
And that noise you play for me

It was a hot day
At the beach
With all my friends
Bums, each
One got his hands on
This mighty spliff
And he asked me
To take a whiff
But the moment
I toked it up
Cops came busting
And made me stop
This is the story
Of my fate
That when I want it
It is too late
Always the same
Oh I am so lame

Send her off today
To a meadow far away
This silly cow called May

I am a tyre kicker
Manic car key clicker
Just a sinner
Not a vicar
But when it starts
Without swearing
I believe
It goes quicker
Praise The Lord

When I’m sad I eat
And when I eat I cry
Because I’m fat
Becoming round and rounder
And coming back to where I started
Eat, cry, fat, round
Going round in circles

Give yourself to me even when there is nothing left
Make sure I still have you when everything else is gone
Do it today and do it again tomorrow
I will do the same for you
We’ll be rich together