I wish it jumped for you

I wished my heart would jump for you my dear
But as it’s turning out it is just my bad luck
As my heart is thumping happily away
And now occasionally it gets stuck
I have been trying all day long
To get it’s rhythm sorted out
But still now beating wrong

Thumpety thump, ding dong
Hoppety boppety bop bop
Ding dong, ding dong
Beep, beep, beep
Go, go, o no!
Ring a ling

Oh no I have a wonky, wobbly, silly, weird and iffy heart that’s stuck
I wished it jumped for you but as it now turns out it is just bad luck