I wanted Elevensies but she had hers already at Ten
So I decided to skip Sandwiches in between and then
The Pub Clock on the Living Room wall struck Twelve
Then I found this Jar of Pickles for which I had to delve
But by that time I really needed something to munch
And that way my Elevensies became my Early Lunch
About the Author
Leendert van Gemeren
This is me, Leendert. I am a little bit old-fashioned and I love things from the past, old series like All Creatures Great And Small and On The Buses, mechanical wristwatches, bi-focal glasses, the old Pub Clock in the living room and vinyl records on my Garrard record player for example. I like shiny rings, bracelets and necklaces. Eccentric. You can often find me in the kitchen at parties.