Double Dutch

When you are Dapper in England, you are smartly dressed but in Swampyland, you are a brave young man and the Dutch will find you Stoer.
Now if you go to Sweden Stoer will make you Big, a giant.
And taking a Kip in Swampyland will certainly make you go to jail,  except when you escape to Great Britain, you will fall asleep.
In our country they will call you Hufter but the Swedish say it’s Hip in English.
So be careful when you say it’s Double Dutch, coz’ when we speak the foreign lingo, we know twice as much.