Trump’s Stupidity

I don’t care if chemtrails are real
And I couldn’t care less
If aliens were probing my brains
(Or how that would feel)
I am convinced I am protected
With my Aluminium hat
And I strongly believe
Eating Cotton Candy
Won’t make me gay
No I don’t regret
Buying that 5G iPhone for sure
It won’t fry my head
Just keep me away
Do not bring me within the vincinity
Of the White House
Do not ever take me to the U.S. of A.
Cos one thing is a fact
Nothing in this world can shield me
From Trumps stupidiy

Comfort Food

Food that makes me happy
Is English Breakfast to start the day

You only need five fingers to make it
Is what the cook in Little Plumstead used to say

1. Beans
2. Sausages
3. Toast
4. Mushrooms
5. Fried eggs

Put that on toast

It solves more than one problem: homesickness, sadness and hunger
That’s what he said

And everybody knows
Breakfast
Is the most important meal of the day

 

California Beach Bum

It was a hot day
At the beach
With all my friends
Bums, each
One got his hands on
This mighty spliff
And he asked me
To take a whiff
But the moment
I toked it up
Cops came busting
And made me stop
This is the story
Of my fate
That when I want it
It is too late
Always the same
Oh I am so lame

It is time

It is time to wind up the clock
Or it will make the time stop
Put your money in an old sock
Under the mattress before sleep
And the dog is walked and fed
We must now close this shop
Turn the key in the old lock
Blow out the candle and creep
Up the stairs and go to bed

 

 

Spam

I have a lot of caring friends
Apparently
They e-mail me all the time to tell
That I should lose some weight
20 Lbs a week or even 30 if I’m lucky
And if I use their products this or that
I might get a date with their friend Holly
Or Kelly, or Debby, Libby, Emily, Kitty, Lucy or Melody
They must know me pretty well

The Court Jester

When the Court Jester
Told them a hilarious joke at the expense of the King
He shouted out in rage
Behead the little fester
But the poor man cried
Please no your Majesty
Jokes about a rolling head are really not my thing

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